Failed Wish Game [Redwall Type]

[Maxodis]

Granted, Maxodis graduates highschool and becomes a freshman ("Fish") in college. His rigorous classes effectively eliminate all his free time and his activity on the board experieces a long hiatus. No.

Granted! Maxodis is transformed, much to his displeasure, into a fish, by some twist of nature, able to survive out-of-water. Only problem is fish do not have arms, nor hands, nor fingers to type with. N'Tashi, Vsevolod, Seourd, and the newly created Danol all fade into nonexistence. Whose gunna play your antagonist now, huh?

Oh well. Maxodis is very pleased with his tiny EeePC.

I wish I wasn't running into so many barriers in the creation and actual use of Danol. Not being dramatic and despairing is really, really, hard.

[Brooke]

Granted, but then the whole point of him ( To go out with BrS) is completely forgotten and he turns to the side of evil. While turning evil helped Max, none of the vermin took him seriously and he get slain...

I wish....

That Violet would get to see her old pals again...

[[XD]]

[Treble Tiderunner]

Violet's old pals are now ghosts and somehow believe it to be Violet's fault so they go after her...

I wish... Enon had laser vision.

[Tirael]

Granted. Enon is now a walking laser gun. However, she can't quite figure how to turn it off, and ends up lasering her friends, her food, the forest, and, finally, the belltower, which tips over and falls on her (coincidentally, the only way to turn the lasers off).

I wish Arturo had a friend...or several.

[Treble Tiderunner]

Granted, Carwyn is now his friend. However Enon lasered Carwyn and she fell over on Arturo, squashing him.

I wish I had posted all those posts already.

[Maxodis]

GRANTED! Rather spontaneously a supernatural force possess you, filling you with the inspiration and drive to grind through all those posts you have fallen behind on in a matter of minutes! There is, however, a tiny problem.

This supernatural force drew its power from the world's collective fervor over the FIFA World Cup, and as a result two unforseen side effects occur. Firstly, all of your posts are in different languages, some posts are in Portuguese, others in Korean, and all languages in between EXCEPT English, it would appear. Secondly, after a comparatively lengthy ordeal of translating all of the posts to an understandable language(With the help of google, of course), you quickly discover that every character in every post you have produced has suddenly obtained a brightly-colored Vuvuzela, as well as the knowledge of how to use it. All noise within selected threads is drowned out by the now infamous BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

Oh well.

I wish I could go back and revise Redin's profile..... again.

[Tirael]

Granted! The 'edit' button is free for the clicking. However, in your excitement, you get a little carried away with the revisions, and they spiral out of your control. Sure, Redin's happy, but somehow you don't find it quite the same to RP the new host of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy - Mossflower. That's two gay friends for Sleet now!

I wish...that the Skipper would find himself a girlfriend.

[Maxodis]

Granted. Skipper finds himself an adequate girlfriend. He quickly discovers, however, that his new love interest is a trap, and not in any way a girl. After some consideration, some desperation, and quite a lot of alcohol, he decides that having a trap-wife isn't too bad after all.

I don't think I could ever make Redin fully "happy". And if I did, there would be a long painful traumatic process to get there. I think that's what I've got in mind, matter of fact.

Also WHAT.

Sleet has a gay friend!?

No one told me this!

I wish people told me things like that! ;~;

[Malum]

GRANTED!

People now tell you things like that, and your life has no more secrets. You know everything, since they tell you things like that. you know everything that is going to happen, and you die of despair.


I wish woodlanders were nicer to reformed vermin

[Maxodis]

Granted. Things take a turn for the sickeningly cheery. All sins and past wrongdoings are forgiven, yadda yadda yadda. Happy happy. Joy Joy. Turns out that this outcome is about as interesting as a slug eating a saltine cracker.

Unfortunately I was not there to warn you of this grievous mistake and suggest another alternate fate.

'Cause I already died of despair.

Oh well.

I wish you people would get on with replying to stuff and being active. I'm working full time fer cryin' out loud, its not that hard to toss up something once a day, even if it feels like you're coughing it up. ><

[Lucasaurusrex]

Granted. Everyone starts replying to every topic too quickly for you to catch up or enter your charrie in the rp, so by the time you type on post to enter your charrie the rp is done, and this website falls into despair with the plot finished, and Skipper cannot find a new plot so the whole site falls down and Maxodis never posted again after his wish, so he did suicide...

I wish i could find a way to put Leaf Eye into an rp without having him leave Django's father's killer's dead body at the front of the door. but i shall anyway.

[Jasyn]

Granted. Instead, he leaves it up in a tree(pun intended) where it rots. Soon, the skeleton falls from the boughs, and startles a traveling horde. They start blaming each other for it, and split into two groups. The ensuing civil war tears up the forest; and soon Mossflower becomes a wasteland
I wish that Jasyn wasn't so agressive.

[greek101]

Granted. However, Jasyn is now so happy and cheerful that he gives a hug to every creature he sees, and upon giving a hug to a hedgehog is pierced all over with spikes.

I wish that I had more time.

[Jasyn]

Granted. But now you have nothing to do with that time. You go insane from boredom.

I wish that my Gowen bio was cleaned-up enough to put on here.

[Lucasaurusrex]

Granted but it is so clean and boring it gets declined and everyone shuns you. Not letting you into their rps, you go insane and smash your computer 10 seconds before your charrie is accepted, so tyou then live a life of boredom and do nothing all day. =3
i wish... Leaf Eye had...ummm... Not started an argumeant with Skipper's black squirrel? Yeah. Ok. I guess that'll do.