Quote Thread

[Grath]

[b]Lorna was in the process of investigating the noise when the (very)unlucky tracker plowed into her from behind, sending the vixen, who was stepping cautiously around a particularly deep bank of snow ears over brush into the clearing. [/b][i]Can we all say dead tracker?[/i]

[Grath]

[b]Lorki: My sleepy mind just read "He's back now, due to strategic overtures in Tir's and my Pants"
Lorki: And then I laughed really hard and realized I was an idiot.[/b][i]Uh... what? Lorki.... -shakes head- It was "but he's back now, due to strategic overtures on Tir's and my parts -coughwhiningandcyingcough- "[/i]

[b]He smiled, cold and deadly. He mimicked the stoat, throwing his arms out wide. "Everything is just beginning. Strike."[/b][i]Yes, strike the ghost of Martin the Warrior! You know you will fail![/i]

[Arturo]

[b]Tirael: Yeah...well, I've got to sleep soon
Lorki: Wooo[/b] [i]...my leaving merits a 'woo?' -is heartbroken-

[Treble Tiderunner]

[b]Quote - "Where's Cap'n Lorna?" Kirig (the stoat) asked a guard. Pulling his captive in closer, he smirked and said, "I got 'er a present."[/b] [i]Thats.... nice. Kinda disturbing, but I'm sure Lorna'll appreciate it.[/i]

[Tirael]

[b]Tam: you arent supposed to set fire to angels![/b] [i]Huh...it's not the kind of thing church teaches you, but maybe it's a given...[/i]

[Elicia]

[b]Eli: "Marm, are ye even listenin' t'me?"
Ryn: "Honestly? No. I wasn't listening to a word you said." [/b]

[i] Suddenly....suddenly, we understand how Ryn became a Badger Lady....[/i]

[Treble Tiderunner]

2 Mar 10, 17:23
Elicia: -punches Enon- I said gerrof!
2 Mar 10, 17:23
Elicia: -has an extra rum barrel ready- If'n ye want me t'crack yore skull, mate, I'd be happy to oblige...
2 Mar 10, 17:22
Eli: (Skipp, what should Eli and Aidan be doing in the beginning of the thread? Just to start it off.)
2 Mar 10, 17:22
Rogg: *stares glumly at eli* i thought you were gonna let me crack your skull... *starts crying*
2 Mar 10, 17:21
Elicia: -throws barrel of rum at Enon- Gerrof me, ye foul-smelling, lily-livered, redneck excuse for a fighter!
2 Mar 10, 17:20
Aidan: Told you I'd make you a foot shorter, me bucko!
2 Mar 10, 17:20
Rogg: *slaps his face with a webbed paw* oh boy...
2 Mar 10, 17:20
Enon: Och! Nay call fer that, missy! -bristles- -tackles Elicia dirks drawn-
2 Mar 10, 17:19
Rogg: *coughs and splutters* foul play!!
2 Mar 10, 17:19
Skipp: nothing
2 Mar 10, 17:19
Elicia: -glares at Enon- THAT'S MY JOB! -pushes Enon-
2 Mar 10, 17:19
Aidan: -actually does slice a foot off Rogg's tail this time-
2 Mar 10, 17:18
Eli: -blinks- Wot is it, mate?
2 Mar 10, 17:18
Enon: -grabs Rogg by the back of the neck- Take yore punishment, th' noo, matey!
2 Mar 10, 17:18
Skipp: Oh god... -headdesks-
2 Mar 10, 17:16
Rogg: *slides sword out of its sheath, holds it loosley by his side*
2 Mar 10, 17:16
Elicia: -jumps on Rogg-
2 Mar 10, 17:15
SKipp: Wot?
2 Mar 10, 17:14
Aidan: Take yore best shot at t'blighter, missy!
2 Mar 10, 17:14
Rogg: *flicks tail out of the way, giggles* dancing are we?
2 Mar 10, 17:14
Eli: -poofs-
2 Mar 10, 17:14
Eli: -pokes Skipp-
2 Mar 10, 17:14
Skipp: I dont care
2 Mar 10, 17:13
Elicia: -looks to Aidan for permission-
2 Mar 10, 17:13
Aidan: -bounds out of the circle, saber and dirk at the ready- Youngsters, so impudent! -slices a foot off of Rogg's rudder- Keep it up, young'un, an' I'll take you at t'knees, next!
2 Mar 10, 17:13
Rogg: *holds paws wide* com on, give it your best shot, try to stab me
2 Mar 10, 17:12
Elicia: -glares at Rogg- -turns saber on the otter- Sorry, sah. Have some bloomin' business t'take care of b'fore our jolly old fight, wot!
2 Mar 10, 17:12
Rogg: but before you do anything, ask yourself a question; do i feel lucky?
2 Mar 10, 17:11
Eli: Open or closed, Skipp?
2 Mar 10, 17:11
Rogg: *flexes webbed paws, spreads his footpaws* bring it on.... bunny...
2 Mar 10, 17:10
Elicia: -winks cheekily- Aye, an' he'll do it, too!
2 Mar 10, 17:10
Skipp: Sounds fine to me
2 Mar 10, 17:10
Aidan: -a knife flashes past Rogg's nose, to be caught by Enon- Hush, Otter, or I will make you a foot shorter!
2 Mar 10, 17:09
Rogg: wait... whats happening? i think i missed something...
2 Mar 10, 17:09
Eli: How about I make it take place a little after Eli and Aidan have gone off to see to the Long Patrol? Then we can say Eli aggravated Aidan while they were walking, or something?
2 Mar 10, 17:09
Eli: -shrugs- That was a stupid question.
2 Mar 10, 17:07
Eli: -shrugs- Sure. Where?
2 Mar 10, 17:06
Rogg: fight fight fight fight!!
2 Mar 10, 17:06
Skipp: I'm not saying they're ancient then, just past their very prime
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Skipp: you wanna start? I'm already writing another post
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Skipp: but its still getting old for most creatures, even badgers
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Rogg: lungs*
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Rogg: i want loungs coughed up!
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Skipp: If they last that long they can
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Elicia: -glares at Aidan-
2 Mar 10, 17:05
Rogg: lets just get the killing going!!
2 Mar 10, 17:04
Ryn: Leastways, that's what they say in Sable Quean.
2 Mar 10, 17:04
Ryn: -points out that, for a badger, 45 is rather young, as they live three or four times the lifetime of a hare-
2 Mar 10, 17:04
Rogg: *giggles* hares...
2 Mar 10, 17:03
Elicia: -shrugs- 'Tis true. Yore uglier than Raucus' parents after they were slaughtered by hares!
2 Mar 10, 17:03
Skipp: no living to 80-90-100 for them
2 Mar 10, 17:02
Skipp: only! y'gotta remember, in times like Redwall's set in, 49 would be getting pretty old
2 Mar 10, 17:02
Rogg: *sits back on his tail and waits for the fight* do it do it!!
2 Mar 10, 17:02
Skipp: yup
2 Mar 10, 17:02
Aidan: Keep goin' missy, yore diggin' yoreself a right fit hole. -loosens up his shoulders and moves in place, warming up his muscles-
2 Mar 10, 17:01
Eli: -blinks- (Is Aidan really only 49?)
2 Mar 10, 17:01
Eli: -nods- Yes, let's!
2 Mar 10, 17:00
Eli: -shrugs- I know. But Eli's a pain like that. She'll be more agreeable once she's been beaten up.
2 Mar 10, 17:00
Rogg: back in my unit they would have put both of you on KP for the rest of your carriers!! i dont know what they toloerate in the long patrol, but you are the most sorry two hares ive ever seen!!
2 Mar 10, 17:00
Skipp: Lets do it now!
2 Mar 10, 17:00
Elicia: Really? -blinks- B'cuz, by the bally looks of it, sah, ye could've bounced me pater on yore knee when he was nought but a leveret!
2 Mar 10, 17:00
Skipp: And poor Aidan, he'd probably be one of those who actually likes Eli...
2 Mar 10, 16:59
Aidan: Wotch it, missy! Yore badgerlady's only four years younger'n me!
2 Mar 10, 16:59
Eli: Oh, I completely agree.
2 Mar 10, 16:59
Elicia: -mutters something about strangling rude, interrupting otters-
2 Mar 10, 16:58
Skipp: I think it would be fun
2 Mar 10, 16:58
Elicia: -glares- Old, my foot. Yore older than th' bloody mountain itself!
2 Mar 10, 16:58
Enon: Och, Otter! The 'are said stay oot o' it!
2 Mar 10, 16:58
Rogg: *screams with red face* i cant believe that you actually think that you can kill each other!!! i will PT you until I throw up!!!!
2 Mar 10, 16:57
Ryn: -blinks- No, seriously. It would be. Eli has to get pummeled sooner or later. For amusement's sake, sooner would be more fun than later.
2 Mar 10, 16:57
Aidan: -coldly- Just because I am old, little missy, doesn't mean I'm not still t'best with a blade on the bally ole mountain!
2 Mar 10, 16:57
Elicia: -draws saber- We'll see, sah! -steps inside circle-
2 Mar 10, 16:56
Ryn: -points out that this would be an excellent RP scene between the two of them-
2 Mar 10, 16:56
Rogg: *puts on DI cover, glaers at aiden and eli* what is wrong with you maggots?!?! what in the name of all the loving saints are you trying to do to my beloved core???
2 Mar 10, 16:56
Aidan: Right! -whips out his saber and draws a circle- Step inside, missy! Unless you'd rather do kitchen duty!
2 Mar 10, 16:55
Elicia: -glares- Jus' try it an' see, sirrah!
2 Mar 10, 16:55
Ryn: -is being completely unhelpful, so poofs-
2 Mar 10, 16:55
Aidan: -glares at- Stay out of it, laddie buck!
2 Mar 10, 16:55
Ryn: -pats Aidan on the head- I'm sure you can handle it, Aidan my old friend.
2 Mar 10, 16:55
Aidan: Request permission, marm, t'show this young rip some manners!
2 Mar 10, 16:54
Rogg: *smirks* dont make me take out the drill sergeant cover
2 Mar 10, 16:54
Aidan: officahs!
2 Mar 10, 16:53
Aidan: -eyes glinting dangerously- Lady Farryn, marm! Wish t'report insubordination in t'bally ole ranks, wot! I wish I could call the bligh- call 'er out, but 'tisn't the done thing, fightin' between
2 Mar 10, 16:53
Elicia: -mutters something about strangling interrupting otters- -glares at Rogg- WE'RE TRYIN' T'HAVE A BLOOMIN' FIGHT HERE!
2 Mar 10, 16:53
Ryn: -poofs-
2 Mar 10, 16:53
Ryn: -nods- That is the general gist of it. Eli's gone a bit bonkers, and as I, for one, am enjoying this little encounter, let's not stop it until Aidan's going to kill my little haremaid.
2 Mar 10, 16:52
Rogg: hmm... dont make me bust out my rank and experence =P
2 Mar 10, 16:51
Skipp: Sooo.... he has it out for you, Eli, because he came to get you to help with orderin' about the Patrol?
2 Mar 10, 16:50
Skipp: Gahh -fixes the profile- -points out that her first post with him brigadier is mentioned-
2 Mar 10, 16:50
Elicia: Cap'n, Brigadier, same jolly old difference. I'll ignore ye all the same, sirrah!
2 Mar 10, 16:50
Ryn: -poofs-
2 Mar 10, 16:50
Ryn: -adds more insightful comments- Because he caught her making a fool of herself.
2 Mar 10, 16:49
Ryn: -points out that it says 'Captain' in the signature- She wouldn't know otherwise. She hasn't read your profile. -poofs again-
2 Mar 10, 16:49
Skipp: Um, why did she say he was out for her hide? -confused about the comment that started this mess-
2 Mar 10, 16:48
Aidan: Keep sassing me like that, missy, an' I'll have you busted down t'kitchen duty!
2 Mar 10, 16:47
Aidan: t'ears! Bloody cheek!
2 Mar 10, 16:47
Aidan: I am Brigadier Aidan Starpaw de Ffemrelle Wavebob, Commander of the Twenty-third Fur'n'Foot patrol! I have not been a captain for over twenty years, long before you were dry b'hind
2 Mar 10, 16:43
Elicia: -makes faces at Aidan-
2 Mar 10, 16:43
Elicia: -sticks out tongue-
2 Mar 10, 16:42
Ryn: -intercedes- Not really, Eli. You're imagining that. -disappers-
2 Mar 10, 16:42
Aidan: My head is just fine, missy, I just have a hard time believin' such a rude-mannered beast was ever raised on Salamandastron!
2 Mar 10, 16:42
Elicia: Th'one that's had it out fer me since my first day in the bally Patrol!
2 Mar 10, 16:41
Elicia: -blinks- Yore the bloody cap'n. Th'one I tend t'ignore.
aidan: -glares daggers- Lieutenant colonel, d'you even know my rank an' position?
2 Mar 10, 16:39
Elicia: Oh, and 'prob'ly'? 'Prob'ly'? Wot's the matter, sirrah? Can't keep yore head straight t'day?
2 Mar 10, 16:38
Elicia: It's just a bit less happy than mine, old lad!
2 Mar 10, 16:38
Elicia: Hohoho! Jealous, laddie buck? Well, not to fret! -pats Aidan on the head- Just because the Lady Silverclaw likes me better doesn't mean tha' yore future's bust, mate.
2 Mar 10, 16:36
Aidan: know t'bloomin' reason why!
2 Mar 10, 16:36
Aidan: -draws self up to his full (not much) hieght- I beg yore pardon, miss! I probably bounced you on mah knee when you were a babe! You will show proper respect t'your elders an' superiors, or I'll
2 Mar 10, 16:33
Elicia: I'M supposed t'be the bossy one in the bally old Patrol, wot!
2 Mar 10, 16:33
Elicia: -considers slapping Aidan- Why ye impudent little...!
2 Mar 10, 16:27
Aidan: Nonsense, miss, must have order in t'bally ranks an' all that, wot!
2 Mar 10, 16:23
Elicia: Ye, sah, are clearly out fer my hide.
2 Mar 10, 16:16
Aidan: Tut tut, wots all this, then?
2 Mar 10, 16:10
Eli: -huggles Wavebob-

[Elicia]

[b]Rogg: *was having fun teasing aidan about not being in a real war*
2 Mar 10, 17:51
Eli: -was having fun beating her up-
2 Mar 10, 17:51
Skipp: gotta checl upstairs chaps and chappesses, brb!
2 Mar 10, 17:51
Eli: -wonders where Enon went-
2 Mar 10, 17:50
Skipp: great elaboration
2 Mar 10, 17:49
Rogg: The War
2 Mar 10, 17:48
Skipp: What war, rogg?
2 Mar 10, 17:45
Rogg: *paces* you patrolers think your so hot, but you dont know what real conflict is, you didnt even send one squad to help us in the first contact war
2 Mar 10, 17:44
Elicia: MARM! -glares- WHOSE BLOODY SIDE ARE YE ON, ANYWAYS?!
2 Mar 10, 17:44
Ryn: -nods sagely- But don't beat Elicia up too badly, Enon. Aidan's going to do that in a little while.
2 Mar 10, 17:44
Aidan: Oh, an' I suppose I made it almost fifty years in the long patrol wit'out knowing what war's really like!
2 Mar 10, 17:43
Enon: that day!
2 Mar 10, 17:43
Enon: Och, ah can tell, marm! She's never really known war! -skips out of Eli's grasp- I may be younger but I'm more experienced! Ye recall, marm, th' skirmish five years ago? We lost so many brave 'ares
2 Mar 10, 17:43
Rogg: *glares at aidan* you have to idea what real war is like, the destruction, the death, the smells, the tear stained faces,
2 Mar 10, 17:39
Elicia: YEW STAY OUT OF THIS!
2 Mar 10, 17:39
Ryn: -points out that Eli really hasn't been in many battles-
2 Mar 10, 17:38
Elicia: -bites- Clapperdudgeon! Poltroon! Yew villain! GERROF ME!
2 Mar 10, 17:38
Enon: Och! An' I supposed refusin' t'leave me mates t'die just so I can keep my beauty - like you! - makes me a coward! -stabs again, dodging eli's kick-
2 Mar 10, 17:36
Elicia: -dodges a bit too late- -shoulder is cut- Gah! Shuddup! I'm no coward! -kicks hard- Yore the coward, you paisley slubberdegullion!
2 Mar 10, 17:35
Rogg: assassin? war is based on desecption and assassination!
2 Mar 10, 17:35
Enon: -stabs Eli-
2 Mar 10, 17:34
Aidan: Aye, lad! I have been in many wars in my lifetime! 'tleast I'm not a cowardly sneakin' assasin!
2 Mar 10, 17:33
Enon: Ah lost me eye protectin' my mates, an' I would do it again! What for beauty if yore a coward? Coward!
2 Mar 10, 17:33
Rogg: *slaps back* young'un? have you ever been in a full scale war?
2 Mar 10, 17:32
Elicia: -glares- -bites- No, y'see, I'm still young and ATTRACTIVE. I don' have any battle scars! B'sides, if'n yew do, that just proves ye were too CLUMSY and IDIOTIC to avoid injury! -slaps-
2 Mar 10, 17:30
Aidan: -slaps with the flat of his saber blade- Mind yore manners, young'un!
2 Mar 10, 17:30
Enon: -doesnt dodge fast enough because the fist comes in on her blind side- Ooh now, missy, yore in for it!
2 Mar 10, 17:29
Enon: At least Ah earned my scars in battle, ye prolly got them all in retreat!
2 Mar 10, 17:28
Enon: -charges straight into the tackle, dirks held at the ready- Aye! Yellow-bellied, bullying twit!
2 Mar 10, 17:28
Rogg: *slaps aidan* up out my face please sir
2 Mar 10, 17:27
Elicia: I'll bet yore ol' pater had a fit when ye were born-anybeast might, after seeing yore face! -aims a punch at Enon's nose-
2 Mar 10, 17:27
Aidan: -prick's rogg's nose with a dagger- You had something t'say, bucko?
2 Mar 10, 17:26
Elicia: -dodges- -tackles Enon- OOH! Yellow-bellied twit is it? Well, mate, how does it feel to not even be able to speak a bloody sentence correctly, yew big lard-barrel??
2 Mar 10, 17:24
Rogg: *sniffs and whines* but i wanted to rip your face off... now you are fighting her...*points accusing paw at enon*
2 Mar 10, 17:24
Enon: [[Whatever you please!]]
2 Mar 10, 17:24
Enon: Eli's midsection-
2 Mar 10, 17:24
Enon: Ooh! I was raised at t'mountain, same as ye, ye great flibble-pawed, stiff-necked, onion-bonced, great pretentious yellow-bellied twit! -ducks the barrel and comes up with a series of slices aimed at[/b]